February 2013
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Rural Juror
The Irma Luhrman-Merman murder Turned the bird’s word lurid The whir and the purr of a twirler girl She would the world were demurer The insurer’s allure For valor were pure Kari Wuhrer One fervid whirl over her turgid error Rural juror Rural juror I will never forget you Rural juror I’ll always be glad I met you Rural juror I will never forget you Rural juror ...
Feb 2nd
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January 2013
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 10th
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Listenthepaulalley: “Titanium” (Acoustic) - David...
Jan 8th
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Listenlintmu: rufiosexual: webslinging: ...
Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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odiinson: Parts of Australia are supposed to be so hot over the next few days that weather charts had to have new colours added to visually show how fucking hot it will be WE’RE ALL GOING TO BURN
Jan 7th
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I wish I had more creepy followers that wanted to know about my boring life and just asked me a million questions a day.
Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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finique: come on you guys anyone who sends me an ask that is too inappropriate and shameful that i can’t publish it wins and probably gets a promo so
Jan 4th
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Jan 2nd
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December 2012
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gobuildacabinet: ah, so the other half of the family are coming round, time for me to feel vastly inferior to all of my super talented cousins. 
Dec 29th
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WatchWatch
35th annual Kennedy Center Honors - Tina Fey’s speech
Dec 27th
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Dec 21st
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 12th
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I think it's about time for a gif post about life.
So I’ve moved work again and actually really enjoy it. I miss the people that I used to work with (except for my manager - he’s a tool) but the people I’m working with now are really nice. The only down side is that I seem to be picking up a seriously ocker accent. One of my best mates, Cesca has gone to the UK and I’m dying without her. But I cannot wait to see her pale...
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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November 2012
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5 Secrets from My Date with Tina Fey and Amy... →
feyminism: amypoehler: 1. They have a special language You know how most best friends can complete each other’s sentences or know how the other is feeling just by a glance? Well, Tina and Amy have that, and more! It’s almost like they relate on a psychic level. When we were backstage, they decided to come up with a skit that would involve us, only they didn’t want us to know what they were...
Nov 28th
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Six websites I go to when I am upset:
cool-cat-amy: 1) When I am disgruntled  2) When I need a quiet place  3) When I want everything to be okay 4) When I need a hug 5) Just click this 6) When I need to calm down “Jack goes to Sbarro when he’s angry, the New York Stock Exchange when he’s horny, and Christie’s Auction House when he’s depressed.” - idk, I thought that quote was appropriate…
Nov 28th
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Nov 21st
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Drunk Hannah is druuuuuuuuuunk
Nov 15th
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Nov 14th
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Nov 14th
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africans: how do i tell my cat she’s adopted
Nov 13th
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Nov 12th
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ohreallo: thepartyscancelled liked your photoset: Dance contest OH MY GOD HANNAH IS THAT YOU OH MY GOD CHARLIE, IT’S ME!
Nov 12th
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Nov 12th
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Nov 11th
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Nov 10th
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WatchWatch
All Star Bowling Trick Shots ft. Adam Scott, John Goodman, Craig Robinson, Chris Kattan, Aubrey Plaza, Jason Mantzoukas, Rob McElhenney, Damon Wayans Jr, Thomas Lennon, Jon Heder.
Nov 9th
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Nov 8th
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Nov 7th
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Nov 7th
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Nov 7th
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Nov 7th
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Nov 7th
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Nov 7th
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Nov 7th
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Nov 7th
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“My whole family loves ‘Parks and Recreation’ and I had a great time filming that...”
– Joe Biden (x)
Nov 7th
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