The Irma Luhrman-Merman murder
Turned the bird’s word lurid
The whir and the purr of a twirler girl
She would the world were demurer
The insurer’s allure
For valor were pure Kari Wuhrer
One fervid whirl over her turgid error
Rural juror
Rural juror
I will never forget you
Rural juror
I’ll always be glad I met you
Rural juror
I will never forget you
Rural juror
I’ll always be glad I met you
Rural juror (x2)
These were the best days of my flerm.
35th annual Kennedy Center Honors - Tina Fey’s speech
“And if I have to listen to one more grey-faced man with a $2 haircut explain to me what rape is, I’m going to lose my mind.” — Tina Fey speaking at the Center for Reproductive Rights Inaugural Gala.

Michael: Oh, I don’t know, that brunette on SNL Weekend Update.
Kevin: Jimmy Fallon?
Michael: What century are you from? No, he hasn’t been on the show in years.
Pam: Tina Fey.
Michael: Yes, Tina Fey. Glasses, little business suits.
Pam: I like her too. She’s funny.
Michael: She, I bet, is a Tomcat in the sack. But I like her because of her mind.